I am so not pregnant! Yesterday was a horrifying yet really funny day! Since I decided it was a good time to wear a maxi dress to church, I did. And guess what, everyone said that I looked like I was pregnant. Well, Aunty Jessie said it was a nice dress, and some people looked at me with the “your dress is not bad, you look different” way. So those were the good compliments that ensured that the dress wasn’t a wrong buy.
Then came the youths. -.-
“Esther you look like you’re pregnant!”
“Esther, did you buy your clothes from maternity wear shops i.e. mothercare?”
“Esther! Are you going to the beach? (no hint of pregnancy jokes. YET!!) Pregnant ladies cannot go to the beach.”
“Esther walk slowly okay? Pregnant women cannot run.”
“Esther! Girl or boy?”
Best one from Aunty Mabel (Joy, I’m disappointed in your mum. LOL.), “Esther! Want sour sweet?”
-.- Srsly, wtheck. Hahah! And Kaikai and John were trying to test to see whether they would give me a seat on the MRT! It was quite funny but embarrasing!! So we were standing near the piority seating area (near the door). So suddenly john started to ‘show care and concern’ by asking if I’m okay and started to take the stuff I was carrying’. I got a shock thinking what in the world was he doing. Then the lady beside us was like staring at us (or rather, at the ‘pregnant’ me) and definitely thinking whether she could give up her seat. -.- Thanks a lot. I went on to say, “I’m not pregnant!!” She kinda looked relieved. Thanks a lot guys.
Fyi, I’M NOT PREGNANT.
Sigh, I shall emo one corner now.
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